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Who needs weapons anyway, when you have bad breath?
Snake 97
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
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I want to spread my breath all through Florida.
— After eating a mint from a restaurant
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I thought I’d never have to tell you this, but, I will: I love planes. They’re my favorite form of transportation. Because they’re fast!
What number are you afraid of?
I have fear of the number 90,000. It’s just a number I don’t like.
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You never know what trouble your nose will lead you to.
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Maybe she’s been basking in the sun. Maybe she’s shortening her hair for spring. Or maybe she’s warming her fur up this one and only time.
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Mommy, you’ll never know how deep SAND is.
Philosophy of Love
Mommy I love you so much, I want to tape me onto you ‘till the tape has no stick.
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I like my breath when it’s mint-erized.
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